pussyclestroyer:

sexting like

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amazingavengers:

beifag:

k1mkardashian:

girls think having a period sucks but try having to fix your penis discreetly through your pocket 

having the insides of your organs shed and come out through your genitals does not compare to having displaced balls sorry

none of you can do it discreetly anyways

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aphaisurando:

inspire
davidandthat:

surprisingly accurate.
So my boyfriend did this asian experiment thing

samandirielswings:

berndor:

sstarfire99:

madame-uhvatar:

he was asked how Asian men look so good getting out of the shower

and well

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sweet baby jesus

magic

how

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